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Obama: Missing the Point or Playing Dumb?

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Recently, Barrack Obama argued that homophobia was unchristian. This is another one of these “New Stupid” things I’ve been talking about.

Here’s an analysis of anti-gay bible verses from the old and new testaments. It gives both pro- and anti-gay interpretations of each controversial verse. I think the anti-gay interpretations are clearly closer to the original meaning. A pro-gay interpretation of “You shall not lie with a man as with a woman; that is an abomination” is a bit of a stretch.

Homophobia is very Christian. Does that mean that homosexuality is immoral? NO. Christianity is immoral! Don’t believe me? Have you ever read the bible? Oh yeah, Jesus wanted everyone to love each other, but the old-testament God was a genocidal psychopath. Don’t believe me? Go READ the shit. And don’t give me any counter-arguments about those parts being wrong but the “basic teachings” being right. The basic teachings are just as crazy as the rest. To summarize:

Old Stupid Idea: Homosexuality is unnatural and ungodly because it says so in the bible
New Stupid Idea: Homophobia is unchristian
Intelligent Idea: Perhaps if the bible glorifies rape and murder, cheerleads for genocide, accepts slavery and demonizes women and homosexuals it’s a stupid book representing an immoral religion.

While I’m on the subject, I just finished reading Obama’s book, The Audacity of Hope. One thing he brings up is the separation between supporting the troops and criticizing policy. I’ve dealt with this before. But let’s take it to a new level:

Old Stupid Idea: Criticizing the war is not supporting the troops, hence unpatriotic
New Stupid Idea: Criticizing war policies has nothing to do with the troops, hence not unpatriotic (Obama)
Intelligent Idea: What’s wrong with criticizing the military??? The military attracts all kinds of misfits and fuckheads!

Begin Tangential Rant.

And whether or not your darling son was one of the fuckheads before he got shot is irrelevant. I used to work at McDonald’s. You won’t hear my mother defending some idiot who works there just because I used to. Furthermore, if your son died while working for McDonald’s because General Ronald sent him to do something stupid and dangerous for no good goddamn reason, would you defend McDonald’s? NO! So why do you defend the military??? GET A CLUE.

End Tangential Rant.

Let’s review what we have on the US military to date. We’ve got rape and possibly murder of female soldiers by their male counterparts. We’ve got totally uncalled for cruelty to animals. We’ve got generally terrorizing kids and more specifically gang rape/murder of a 14-year old girl. Oh, and there’s been plenty of killing innocent people.

I could go on, but there’s already a comprehensive, well-cited list of atrocities and war crimes by american soldiers here.

So can we please drop this ban on criticizing the troops? And don’t give me any bullshit about them giving their lives for “our freedoms.” Message to Americans: in case you haven’t noticed, the people taking away your freedoms are not in Iraq, they’re in the White House.

In Obama’s defense, he may understand these points very well. He may simply be downplaying such controversial arguments for the very good reason that making them would not go over well with the (undereducated, brainwashed and delusional) voting public. It’s not like any of the other remaining candidates have this stuff figured out. I’m just saying, I hope it’s an act. The current US president is clearly part of the “Old Stupid” class. If the next president is part of the “New Stupid” class, he or she will just find new and exciting ways to fuck everything up.

Edit: I can’t help but throw in one more great reason to criticize the army: discrimination against atheists.

Discrediting the Christian Core: The Ten Commandments as a Pathetic Basis for Morality

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

When non-Christians point out all contradictions and idiocies in the bible, Christians usually respond by claiming that they only believe in the core of the religion: things like the 10 commandments. However, the core stuff is just as asinine as the rest!

Christian mythology indicates that the 10 Commandments are the direct words of God. I call bullshit. If an all-powerful, omniscient supreme being wrote the definitive, eternal code of morality, it would have done a better job! Here is a concise list of the ten commandments (see here for more details):

1. You shall have no other gods before me
2. You shall not make for yourself an idol
3. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God
4. Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy
5. Honor your Father and Mother
6. You shall not murder
7. You shall not commit adultery
8. You shall not steal
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
10. You shall not covet your neighbor’s house, wife, slave, etc.

What these yahoos are telling me is that God thought to include ‘don’t work on Sunday’ but left out rape, assault, molestation and torture? If I wrote the Commandments, they would go something like this:

1. You shall not cause violence to a person, ever, except to defend yourself or another against an immediate, direct physical attack from that person.
2. You shall not torture… anyone… ever
3. You shall not rape, molest or harass
4. You shall not have slaves, serfs, or indentured workers
5. You shall protect the Earth and all its creatures, such that no species is made extinct, directly or indirectly, by humanity
6. You shall not discriminate against a person for things over which he or she has no control, with only such limitations as are inherent to specific activities (e.g., blind people can’t drive).
7. You shall not put your own interests ahead of humanity’s; you shall not accrue wealth by hurting others
8. You shall take responsibility for your actions and your lack of action
9. You shall respect freedom of thought; you shall not push your ideas upon others
10. You shall think critically about ideas and except accept nothing as dogma, including this list

Just ask yourself for a minute, which is the better list? I’m not saying that my list is perfect, but if my list is better then your God’s list, then either your God does not exist, or he did not write ‘his list’.

8 Reasons Why Freedom of Religion is Impossible

Monday, September 24th, 2007

The United Nations Declaration of Human Rights defines freedom of religion as follows: “Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion; this right includes freedom to change his religion or belief, and freedom, either alone or in community with others and in public or private, to manifest his religion or belief in teaching, practice, worship, and observance.”

The constitutions of many nations (for example: Canada, USA, Germany, Britain, etc), grant their citizens the right to freedom of religion (FoR). In a previous article, Six Reasons to Burn the Bill of Rights, I suggested that FoR was neither good nor possible. To be more specific, freedom of religion encounters two problems 1) freedom of religion is impossible, and 2) limited versions of freedom of religion cause social problems. Here are 8 reasons freedom of religion should not and cannot be granted.

NOTE: I am not saying that all religious people are bad or that any particular religion is bad. This is a philosophical discussion about the ethical/legal notion of freedom of religion, not an attack on any particular religion.

1. Freedom of religion is inconsistent with itself

A simple thought experiment supports this point. Freedom of religion implies that each individual has the right to choose what, if any, religion s/he practices. Suppose part of practicing a religion involves indoctrinating (i.e., brainwashing) one’s children into one’s religion before they have developed the analytical thinking skills to choose a religion (if you can’t think of a religion that does this, look to your own). The contradiction should be obvious: if society allows the brainwashing, the child’s right to freedom of religion is violated; if society disallows the brainwashing, the parent’s right to FoR is violated. Because granting freedom of religion creates this logical contradiction, freedom of religion is impossible.

2. Freedom of religion is inconsistent with itself - AGAIN

FoR implies that people will not be discriminated against based on their religions. Again, a simple thought experiment reveals the difficulty: suppose a religion mandates discriminating against other religions. If you allow members of religion A to discriminate against members of religion B, you violate the rights of members of B. If you disallow said discrimination, you violate the rights of members of A. Thus, yet again, FoR creates this logical contradiction and freedom of religion is impossible.

3. Freedom of religion is inconsistent with itself - ONE MORE TIME!

FoR says that anyone can change your religion anytime. What if one’s religion forbids changing to a different religion (or says your family is to kill you if you try). Here again, whether or not changing religions is permitted, society violates freedom of religion.

4. Reasonable limitation to freedoms impossible

To summarize the above three points, FoR is impossible because religions violate the clauses of FoR. Often, a free society is considered one in which people can exercise their rights as long as they don’t violate the rights of others [quote UDHR]. So you might be thinking, that the above points are invalid, because people can have freedom of religion and just keep it to themselves and not interfere with others. I’m sorry, religions don’t work that way. Society doesn’t get to say, “you are free to practice your religion as long as we approve of it.” That’s not freedom of religion. Religions involve the systematic manipulation of others, especially children.

The above reasons explain why freedom of religion is impossible. Even if it were possible, (or if I haven’t convinced you) here are some reasons freedom of religion is socially undesirable.

5. Immoral Religious Practices

Some African religions practice scarification and female genital mutilation. The latter is among the most despicable practices I can imagine. Many religions actively subjugate women and persecute homosexuals. Many people argue that the Jewish custom of circumcising babies is immoral, citing evidence that penile sensitivity is reduced in circumcised men. Islam recommends beating children and, in some interpretations, killing those who renounce their faith. Many religions support forced marriages (a euphamism for continuous legal rape. Freedom of religion means permitting religions practices whether or not you agree with their morality, and I for one am not OK with this. Now, you might argue that people shouldn’t be able to break the law in the name of religion, but they would argue back that any law that violates their right to practice their religion should be struck down as immoral or against the country’s constitution. Dear US Citizens, how do you feel about the neighbors mutilating their children because the so-called brilliant founding fathers said freedom of religion is a basic human right? Dear Christians, if you think that all the immoral religious practices belong to other religions, go reread the above discussion of brainwashing children. And if you think that following your religion cannot be immoral because the religion defines morality, read the next section.

6. Religion corrupts notions of morality

I’m not going to present arguments for this, I’ll let various religious texts speak for themselves, and the reader can make up his or her own mind.

“Thus saith the LORD, About midnight will I go out into the midst of Egypt: And all the firstborn in the land of Egypt shall die, from the first born of Pharaoh that sitteth upon his throne, even unto the firstborn of the maidservant that is behind the mill; and all the firstborn of beasts. And there shall be a great cry throughout all the land of Egypt…” (Exodus 11:4-6) - God executes the premeditated mass murder of innocent children of innocent parents to punish their rulers. Sounds like terrorism to me.

“whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words… It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.” (Matthew 10:14-15) - God will destroy anyone who does not listen to Jesus and his disciples - do you listen to homeless people ranting about God?

“Allah chargeth you concerning your children: to the male the equivalent of the portion of two females” (Quran 4:11) - Men should get twice as much inheritance as women.

“tell the believing women to lower their gaze and be modest, and to display of their adornment only that which is apparent, and to draw their veils over their bosoms, and not to reveal their adornment save to their own husbands or fathers or
… or their slaves” (Quran 24:31) - their slaves???

“for it (America) is a choice land, saith God unto me, above all other lands” (Book of Mormon, 2 Nephi 10:19) - God prefers the USA to all other countries.

7. Religion as a human rights blank cheque

Societies go to a lot of trouble trying to figure out what rights, freedoms and privileges to bestow on citizens. Then comes FoR. Religions are made by people. More specifically, religions contain sets of practices, mandated by people. When a society grants freedom of religion, it grants the creators of religions the power to make up whatever additional rights they want. If your religion says you can’t work on Saturdays, then forcing you to work on Saturday is illegal. What if your religion says you have to burn large wooden crosses and have a public orgy once a year? What people seem to forget is that religions are just sets of practices and beliefs that some individual made up. By granting freedom of religion, you write people a blank cheque to make up their own rights. If you don’t think some whacko can just invent his own religion, you might look into the Church of Scientology…

8. Atheism associated with better societal health

So here’s an interesting idea: religious leaders sometimes try to demonize atheists by arguing that atheism is associated with disintegrating morals in society, but the evidence is all to the contrary (Zuckerman 2005) (http://www.cambridge.org/catalogue/catalogue.asp?isbn=9780521842709):

“High levels of organic atheism are strongly correlated with high levels of societal health, such as low homicide rates, low poverty rates, low infant mortality rates, and low illiteracy rates, as well as high levels of educational attainment, per capita income, and gender equality. Most nations characterized by high degrees of individual and societal security have the highest rates of organic atheism, and conversely, nations characterized by low degrees of individual and societal security have the lowest rates of organic atheism. In some societies, particularly Europe, atheism is growing. However, throughout much of the world – particularly nations with high birth rates – atheism is barely discernable.”

While this does not demonstrate that atheism causes societal health, it dismisses the myth that atheism somehow undermines society.

Conclusion

Freedom of religion is impossible because it is inconsistent with religions themselves. Even if it were possible, it would be folly because religious practices have the potential to be, and often are immoral and barbaric. When theists argue that lack of religion causes societal degradation, their claims are simply groundless. It makes no difference whatsoever whether you think these are fair criticisms of your religion. If you think any of the points above could apply to any religion that currently exists or could exist in the future, the argument still holds.