Monthly Archives: December 2008
War on B.S. Humbug Edition – 25 Reasons I Hate Christmas
I hate Christmas. There, I said it. Here’s why. 1. Christians actually think Jesus was born in winter – half them don’t realize that Christmas was set to Dec. 25th to coincide with pagan winter solstice celebrations. 2. People eat like crazy and the gyms are closed. 3. If church and state are separate, why […]
Letter to Heath Campbell
Dear Herr Campbell, I thought I would send you this letter, letting you know my thoughts and considerations on the matter of your son, one Adolf Hitler Campbell (we will get to your daughters JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn later). I read the news story about the cake you were so unjustly denied, simply because […]
Proof Americans Spend Too Damn Much Time Entertaining Themselves
If you needed it, some evidence that Americans just spend too much of their time trying to keep idle minds occupied with mindless entertainment just hit the news stands today. A number of news sources reported on what most people saw as an amusing story about congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen hanging up on President-elect Barack Obama […]