Last week, I gave a few good reasons to get the hell out of America. Originally, I’d intended to keep the list down to five, but why stop there? There are almost as many reasons to expatriate as there are awesome facts about Chuck Norris. Here’s a few more:
1. You’ll have longer vacations… in MALLORCA.
One [...]
Archive for August, 2008
I’m short on time this week, so in lieu of a post, I give you Christopher Wright explaining the essence of End User License Agreements (through his mouthpiece, Viktor Schreck, the Vampire-lawyer). Click the pic for a larger version.
Five Good Reasons to Expatriate
by Riley Firth
Have you ever been in an argument with someone over some bullshit the U.S. government is doing (like invading sovereign nations), and the dipshit you’re debating tells you that you should be shipped off to some socialist/communist/Islamic/oppressive/European country? Next time that happens, maybe you should consider it a good idea and ship yourself off. Here’s [...]
The 6 Dumbest Old Sayings I Learned in School
by Kavan Wolfe
The extent of bullshit spouted by teachers and parents to unsuspecting children is astounding. Here are six of the dumbest sayings I remember from that 13-year brainwashing session we call public school.
6. Everything in moderation
How about cancer? This is based on the observation that many things that are good for you in small amounts are [...]
Big surprise: A Neocon Calls for War
by Riley Firth
Listening to the bullshit propoganda being spread in the current presidential race, I was just beginning to think neo-cons couldn’t get any dumber. Then I saw this headline and pissed myself: Neocons Call for U.S. to Launch War with Russia.
That’s right, you heard me. Neocon leader William Kristol says we owe it to Georgia to [...]
Pat Condell: Today’s Hero in the War on Bullshit
by Kavan Wolfe
Check out Pat Condell, video blogger, comedian and staunch atheist as he rips “angry christians” with overwhelming irony. All the best comedians, George Carlen, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, speak the truth. This guy is no exception.
Paris Hilton: From Porn Star to President
by Riley Firth
Well, I’ve finally found the presidential candidate for me, folks. I’ll give you a guess: she’s named after a city in France. You’ve probably already heard of the Paris Hilton response to a recent McCain ad criticizing Obama’s energy policy while showing images of Hilton and former pop star turned nutjob Britney Spears – both [...]
Guns, Bigger Guns and the NRA’s Bullshit
by Kavan Wolfe
Today, I’m posting over on f*cking c*nts and you will find alphabitch’s (that’s her handle, not a pejorative) response here on The War on Bullshit. Here is an excerpt from my piece, Protection from our own Government: The Ridiculous Pretense for Gun Ownership.
As far as I have seen, detractors of gun control advanced to three [...]
Guest post delayed plus stupidity of the day
by Kavan Wolfe
The guest post from alphabitch of awesome blog f*cking c*nts has been delayed until tomorrow.
In the meantime, has anyone else noticed that whenever someone comes up with a perfectly good idea to save energy, some (usually republican) buzzkill points out that all by itself, this perfectly good idea can’t completely and utterly annihilate the energy [...]
The Dark Knight: ZERO Chance of Becoming Top Grossing Film
by Kavan Wolfe
Check back tomorrow for a special guest post by alphabitch, writer of awesome no-BS blog, f*cking c*nts. She and I will be doing a point/counter-point thing with her post here, and my post on f*cking c*nts.
In the meantime, I’d just like to point out that all this talk of The Dark Knight becoming the top [...]