Cause of Police Douchebaggery Identified

June 18th, 2008 by Kavan Wolfe

I think this explains it all:

Judge Rules That Police Can Bar High I.Q. Scores

It’s not that they are allowed to exclude intelligent people, it’s that they want to exclude intelligent people so badly that they’ll spend a shit-ton of taxpayer money taking it to federal court.

Is this supposed to mean that there’s not room for one genius anywhere in the police force? Because that would sure as hell explain:

1) why white-collar and computer crime (like online extortion, not Metallica fans) is rarely prosecuted

2) why so many crimes go unsolved

3) why organized crime has flourished

4) people getting Tased for crimes like laughing and not speaking English

5) the police force’s serially-demonstrated inability to eliminate internal corruption

6) officers who do not understand people’s rights

7) sexual harassment of prostitutes and prisoners

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One Response to “Cause of Police Douchebaggery Identified”

  1. H Says:

    Yes, because an intelligent police force wouldn’t waste their time on shit that shouldn’t be illegal in the first place (drugs, prostitution), or things that just serve to suck money from the little people (parking tickets, most traffic laws).

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